Involuntary Side Duty

Do you ever wet your bed at night?

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

Don't ever, feel bad, about being a bedwetter, okay? Just raise your glass and smirk like a boss. It's not our fault that.. I mean it's not your fault that your freaking thing is leaking when you're sleeping (did that rhyme?) I mean how are you supposed to know it's happening, right? Who on earth would be aware and is able to respond to their surrounding and be consciously awake, when they're sleeping? Enlighten me.

And I have this feeling that it's actually having something to do with genetics and heredity so you may want to refer to your parents. Chances are that if you're a bedwetter, one or both of them may be one too when they were your age.  There, you have a friend :-)

Parents, friends, brothers and sisters, please, don't blame them and don't make fun of them. It is not their fault. And it's not even fun to them. Walk in their shoes and you'll know what it's like. They have no idea. Zero. Null. They go to bed just like you, except once in a while when they wake up they find their bed and their pants drenched, soaked. And what are you thinking? They purposely discharge their urine on their bed? Because they wouldn't walk five steps to the bathroom? is you nutz?

And, bibiks, shut up already! It's your job anyway to do the cleaning.

However, bedwetters, as a means of prevention, make it a habit to go to the bathroom and empty your bladder before going to bed. Don't drink bottles of water and sleep right away, knowing that you're potentially going to piss yourself, and then wake up wet and ask what is wrong with your pipe. You're not a bozo.

You know what, I've been through this exact thing so I can pretty much speak on behalf of the unfortunate, or the rather exceptional beings. We are seriously not doing it on effing purpose in case you haven't grasped my meaning.

Healing is a process. In fact actually there's no healing because we don't really know the method of getting rid of this norm and as far as I'm concerned there isn't any. But it goes away as you grow up.