Choose one that is the cleanest (or normally, the least dirty) and the most convenient (well 'convenient' doesn't really sound rational when it comes to public toilets in Malaysia but you know, most convenient in the sense that, it causes you the least difficulties) stall and keep to it. This is to be applied when you're at a place that you visit frequently, like your school.
Aspects to be in consideration when choosing your stall:
a. Functionality of the tap (it releases water)
b. Availability of a hose
c. Functionality of the flusher
d. Overall usability (lockable door, etc) *sometimes instincts work
Keep to the same stall and only lose your loyalty to it when it becomes like the other stalls.
2. Do not open the toilet lid if it is closed. You do not know what you'll discover inside. There might be a, baby in there. No. Just don't take the risk. Walk away and use some other toilet. And don't tell me to flush it first to make sure nothing is in there and that you can guarantee it's safe and not gross to use. First of all a baby would never make it through. And even though there's no baby, and whatever that's in there has been sucked or anything, are you sure that you won't mind using a newly flushed efcjhBbsds? I don't think so.
3. Do not sit right away on the toilet seat. It's disgusting.
Look, we're not trying to be racist or whatever here but can we be real for a second? You wouldn't know who used the toilet before you. Or maybe you do and that's even more disgusting. Do you want to get infected? You don't. You do not know what kind of itch, smallpox or whatever the previous people have.
You are there, because the situation makes you be there. So you do not want to get home getting some disease from a toilet seat do you?
Line the toilet seat with toilet paper. or in the worst situation, (readers who cannot stand gross suggestions skip to the next line) clean the toilet seat first, with water, before sitting on it. By worst I mean when there's no tissue paper in the toilet and you don't have any or you do have but it's not enough.
4. Do not just sit and read your Reader's Digest and forget about your body excretions.
When you're going number 2, you will basically take a long time. Just so you know.
Do not let your poops linger in the bowl while waiting for their friends! Flush. Flush, flush. Flush every time. That way you can avoid from occupying the room with your signature smell. And even the thought of them, being there, simply staying underwater like that. Isn't it...goldfish?
And except for best friends, everybody wants everyone else to think that they're only going number 1 right??? So, do it as quickly as the brown fox that jumps over the lazy dog. Do it faster than my bullet!
to be continued
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