Food as a basic need

Now I am going to tell you the truth. Actually it has always been about your mouse clicks. Now that campaigns are running in my blog, I feel the urge to post something. Yes because I am in the state of desperation, I need money to buy diapers for my babies. My wife needs to eat something at least better than her own toe nails. And I want to eat too. I have been starving for seven consecutive weeks and the last thing I ate was a strand of black, healthy hair that I found while sweeping the floor of the office that I'm working at. You are right, my family members, we are all already bald. I only have my two thumbs (without the nails), the rest of the fingers are all fed to my children. We eat body parts. So before our mouths become the last thing that we eat, you better have some sense of humanity and be considerate and contribute your clicks. At least if you click an ad and they pay me five cents or something, even if it's not enough to buy any material that looks like food to most of you the stingy people, at least we can eat the coins. They're even providing us with the nutrient called zinc. Strengthen our bones and stuff but the bottom line is, click. Please. Trust me when I tell you that I'm typing this with only my thumbs. Think of my kids. Think of their fingers. Now we're considering on tugging our eyes out.